Raise $1-10 Million

“After we changed the vision, the NOs stopped.”

I’ll turn your raw input into a Billion $ Story, a Tier-1 pitch deck, and a proven system to book meetings and spark FOMO.

2 weeks to build it. 3 months of backup. All 1:1.

• Book a Fundraise Clarity Call

Do you have a Billion $ Story?

Stand out and make VCs believe in your vision even if you’re not from YC or Stanford

Most investors don’t say NO. They just never follow up or give you a weak excuse.Why? Because the story didn’t feel big. Or inevitable. Or exciting. That’s a problem — because investors decide with instinct, then justify with logic.I take your raw notes, your pitch scars, your unfinished thoughts — and shape them into a Billion $ Story that clicks in the room and sticks in their mind. You talk. I write.They won’t ask for the deck. They’ll ask for allocation.

Rewriting slides is not your job

We’ll write and design a Tier-1 pitch deck with only 3 hours of raw input from you

Your deck is on version 11. One investor says simplify. Another says go deeper. Now you’re editing slides instead of growing your business.We rebuild it from scratch — cut the noise, fix the story, and strip out silent deal-breakers. You talk. I write. Then our designer makes it look like it belongs in a partner meeting at Sequoia.You stop tweaking and your calendar starts filling up.

No more rolling the dice

Run a battle-tested process that turns leads into meetings and silence into FOMO

Most founders wing it: cold outreach, chaotic timing, follow-ups based on gut.We replace that with a repeatable process that’s been refined in the trenches by 100+ founders. You’ll know who to hit, how to message and when to press. No magic, just a well-oiled machine.You’ll run the show. Less silence. More calendar invites.I help you become the founder they want to talk to.

Prep Week

We dig into your goals, story gaps, past pitch pain and fundraising fundamentals so we hit bootcamp at full speed.

Bootcamp Week

Two calls a day. You give raw input, I extract and create.We build your story, deck, objection handling, elevator pitch and one liner in days — not months.

3 Months Support

You’ve got me riding shotgun while you test and launch.In weekly calls, we revise, adapt, and handle the messy middle. Everything founders usually have to figure out alone.

Hey, I’m Uli 👋

I was a VC at a $100M firm headed by Google’s Chief Business Officer for 6 years.Early on, when founders asked me to help them raise, I thought I had it all figured out.- Beautiful deck
- Professional data room
- IB-grade financial modelI did this for 5, maybe 6 startups.
And you know what happened?F*ck all.No call backs. No checks. All I’d done was waste their time and valuable runway.Honestly, it was embarrassing. Because those founders realized what I hadn’t yet:
I had no idea what made VCs invest. Even though I was one.As the saying goes:
You don’t learn to fish from a fish. You learn from a fisherman.So I stopped giving fundraising advice. Quietly. Shamefully.Until one day in London, I sat down with a founder who seemed carelessly unprepared.No deck. No laptop. Just a story about himself and his vision.Halfway into his story, I instinctively thought:“Shit — we gotta to get into this deal.”That was the moment it clicked for me:Investors don’t decide with logic. They decide with instinct — and justify with logic.Investment decisions don’t start in a spreadsheet. They start in the gut.Fundraising isn’t about giving investors complete information. It’s about creating belief.I kept seeing it, again and again, in every founder who raised big.They had what I call a Billion $ Story.A few months after London, I was told I’d make partner soon. The same week, I quit and switched sides.I used what I learned to raise money myself and by now I’ve helped more 100+ founders raise $1-10M with their Billion $ Stories.It took me years to learn what gets signed checks. I’d love to save you that time.So, if you’re raising soon, let’s talk.